Fool for Love: fools for paying

Five (out of six) stars for that pile of crap? Which play were you watching, Time Out? Some questions:

• Why was this deathly boring play thought worthy of revival?
• Why did Juliette Lewis deliver all of her lines in the same whiney manner?
• Was that sound of the door slamming supposed to make me feel something?
• Whe's ever seen an American motel room ceiling that looked like that?
• Why don't they revive Triangle so Larry Lamb can do something worthwhile. And bring backKate O'Mara while you're at it.

And I'm sorry, but £45 (OK, so we only paid £25, but we COULD have paid £45 if we weren't so tight) for 1 hour and 15 mins? What kind of deal is that? Although thankfully, it didn't end a minute to soon and we couldn't wait to get to the pub for a cheap bottle of red so that the evening wasn't completely wasted. Save your money. More preciously, save your time and give this a miss